From your favorite waffle house waitress and Lieutenant Dangle.
For the record, I have the utmost respect for the Waffle House staff. I borrowed the costume from a friend who actually worked there one summer. She said she made a killin'.
Hemming Lieutenant Dangle's shorts was my nap time project. He wanted them shorter, but I refused. I insisted he pull them down a bit for the picture. These modesty issues I expected to have with a teenage daughter one day, but not with Stephen Grande. Who is this man?